Meme (For old times sake)

I stole this meme from Decoybetty who is SUCCEEDING at NaBloPoMo whilst I am FAILING at Nanowrimo. I haven't yet reached 30,000 words and there are eleven days left. Simply knowing that my in-laws are going to be here for the remainder of the month makes me less than hopeful for finishing. I hold to my previous statement that November is a shitty month for National Novel Writing Month. Whoever picked that month certainly didn't have any family (or a day job).

 The Meme:

1. What are your pantry staples? 
Pasta, rice, at least three kinds of beans, rosemary, olive oil and cereal

2. What are your refrigerator staples? 
Safeway O-organics Vanilla yogurt (cause it’s not too sweet), rice milk, 2% milk for the dairy drinker, eggs, Smart Balance, bottled water

3.You already look like Heidi Klum (or your favorite supermodel). Now, what are the top three non-physical things you would change about yourself? 
I wouldn’t need to be medicated in order to be happy, I would have more follow through to actually FINISH projects I start and I would have a photographic memory.

 4.What’s holding you back from your dream job? (If you already have your dream job, how did you get there?)
Finishing my book. Then editing my book. Then finding someone who wants to read and sell my book. (Just minor details)

5. You have $500 to spend but it has to be on one item only. Go. 
A new laptop. OR a really killer pair of boots.

6. What is something that you are embarrassed to admit you buy on a regular basis? 
I don’t USUALLY buy them, but I try to read celebrity trash magazines back to front while I am in line to check out at the grocery store. I believe ALL THOSE STORIES ARE TRUE.

7. What’s in/on your bed every night?
Boo Radley, waiting for Husband and I to come to bed.

8. What is a non-necessity item that, no matter how expensive it gets or how tight your budget if, you will always find room for it? 
Soy Lattes

9. What is the weirdest sandwich you’ve ever made? 
I used to eat Peanut butter and sugar sandwiches as a kid, that was pretty gross.

10. Would you rather: Be banned from Pinterest forever, but gain a million captive Twitter followers; or, never get on Facebook again but gain five thousand blog readers?
I would be fine to never see another facebook page if I could have five thousand blog readers. Wow, yeah. That would probably help move along number 4 quite a bit.